Disclaimer: This message is intended to help humanity and not to hurt anyone’s feeling. After the year 2020 our world is not the same. Even if everyone is going back to their jaaab and working 9am-5pm, a “Bat” is still flying around. I am using an Apple product to write this message. This message cannot be brought up without mentioning the late Steve Jobs. It is about his name and the products he created that myself and millions of us around the world use. It is related to God and our ignorance towards him. We think we are so funny deceiving and lying to each other but St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple, passes it on to us, we bite it and have all sinned. Job/jab done. Jabba jabba doo.

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ToggleWhat Is Your Jaaaab?
To Make Everyone Bite The Apple In The Woods
Another day, another dollar in a 2026 New Year. While the world pretends to “Be Real”, St.Eve jobs/jabs bites the apple and gives us a few bites as well. We bite the apple of the tree of knowledge to become smarter. Now we have a Pro/Duct tape that encourages us to keep our Eyes Wide Shut. Do not watch the movie Eyes Wide Shut unless you are 18+. Humanity is A Clockwork Orange(d) (another movie to not watch until you are 18+), under heavy mind control. We are forced to keep our eyes wide open to atrocities committed against us while they call this “winning”. No, it is Eyes Wide Shut A Clockwork Orange brainwashing techniques used against you and me. We lost the moment Eve ate the apple.

Lost In The Garden Of Eden
Hu(e)mans are lost souls in a once garden of eden now becoming a Terminator 2. What are the odds that the man who created the apple macintosh computers was named Steve Jobs? Broken down, his name is St. Eve Jobs. Eve, the one who ate the apple is St. Eve. He is the multi-billionaire St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple and we now are Eve eating from the tree of forbidden knowledge. Steve Jobs/jabs bites the apple and gets us all to bite it too so we do it to be smart.

Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit
Additionally, Steve Jobs was a fruitarian. Is this a mere coincidence? Are we going to continue to keep our Eyes Wide Shut? Hu(e)manity is a laughing LIVE stock of cows that are exchanged around in a fake reality. This is what a legal “high class and intelligent” university educated degree looks like.
While we run around chasing certificates, accolades from prestigious, pretentious universities, slapping our value with name brand intelligence, “they” play you and I like puppets on a string…theory. We are all living in an Alice In Wonderland Mind programming mad hatter joke. The devil thrives off of ignorance and glorifies it “like my H.I.P.S. (hidden in plain sight), don’t lie”. This is the real “Shake Era, Shake Era”.

Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit is a book by Jeannette Winterson. I read this book in university English class and did not pay attention to what I was reading at the time. This book is also connected to God. It is how Orange Is The New Black because no one could care less about the darkest hues of man in a horse race no one should be running in the first place.
God did not make us animals because we were not supposed to behave like them but as elevated conscious higher vibrational souls. The system we live in chose to make humans play in Hunger Games for their entertainment. We are to bark like dog-eat-dogs and ride in circles running horse races for money for nothing and the chicks for free.
Eve in the bible was never supposed to take a bite out of the apple and she did. The world suffers because we are brainwashed to repeat her sins over and over again. Which is why we have an apple computer that helps us earn money for our jobs. She is the company that St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple out of our eye for. He takes out our “I”, “Me”, “My” and takes out the Windows to the eyes of our soul.
Who Is St.Eve In The Bible?
Google A.I. Says:
“St. Eve” most commonly refers to Eve from the Book of Genesis, the first woman in Abrahamic religions, venerated as a saint (often with Adam) in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam for being humanity’s foremother, despite the story of the Fall. Less commonly, it might refer to the contemporary US Court of Appeals Judge Amy St. Eve, known for high-profile cases, or the name of musicians.
Biblical Eve (Saint Eve)
• Role: The first woman, created by God from Adam’s rib, living in the Garden of Eden.
• Significance: Mother of all humanity (Cain, Abel, Seth, etc.) and central to the Fall of Man story, symbolizing faith, temptation, and redemption.
• Veneration: Celebrated as a saint by many Christian denominations (Catholic, Orthodox) and recognized in Judaism and Islam.

Who Is Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
St.Eve’s Bitten Apples In The Woods
Life is a joke and then we move on. What legacy are we all leaving behind? Um, pretty much nothing. The children coming after us are getting lied to worse than we have been lied to which makes matters of our future look like an upcoming fictional DUNE movie soon to become non-fiction. St.Eve Jobs/Jabs bites the apple and is now smarter than a fifth grader.
Join The Workforce…Or Else We Will Force You To Work!
His alleged last name “jobs” which means employment, is connected to the work force. You have a job if you work for the force.
“May the force be with you”. Star(t) Wars
Humans are forced to work in a work force. Which/witch is why it is called a “workforce”. You are forced to work. In the near future, well now actually, if you do not have a jaaaab you will not have a job. Already, any kind of “FUN” you want to have in this world requires you to have an “app” code to enter the party. That is after you have jaaaaabed yourselves into St.Eve Jobs workforce.
This is because a bat flu/flew out of our television sets as is still flying around in our streets. Soon, the announcement will arrive again, “If you don’t get a jaaaab, you won’t have a job!” Bat man said so.

I Got A Jabba Jabba Doooo
The word “Jobs” is a code word for the word “jaaaabs”. Jaaabs is a code word for the word “bite”, which is what Eve did in the garden of Eden. Jaaabs is also about getting a jab in the arm to “protect” us from getting bit by a bat. Our world is obsessed with everyone having a job and soon if you do not get a jaaaab, you will not have a job. If you refuse to take a bite from the apple in the woods of the tree of “No Ledge”, well no job for you! Jabba Jabba dooo…fall of the “no ledge” edge of a cliff.

St.Eve Jobs Shut Down During Lock Downs
After the year 2020 a bat man flu/flew out of our TV and came onto our reality TV streets. A bat put the whole world in lockdown. The world shut down, like a Macintosh computer and we went into lock downs. A virus was on the loose, just like viruses in our apple computers, it has to be fixed. That is when our Matrix (Ma tricks), got glitched.

Back To The Future Flint Stones
During this time hu(e)manity was told, “If you don’t get a jaaaab, you won’t have a job”. St.Eve Jobs/Jabs bites the apple and in 2020 the world shuts down like a glitch in the Matrix, during lockdown. This is because we lack 20/20 vision. We cannot see that God is watching us all fall to the wayside while we cry and claim he is not real. No, the truth is we are simply delusional. Well, not me because I can see St.Eve jobs/jabs bites the apple and brainwashed me to bite it too. This is not smart, it is sinister and evil.
Run Forest Run….you GUMP!
Myself and the kids I grew up with were a bunch of children walking in the forest full of apples in the woods. We were reaching the Apple wood heights of our intelligence, taught by paid mind controllers, many who do not believe in God.
Their jaaaab was to take all the apple juice out of us and brain wash us into their washing machine. Apples are represented as abundance. The apple is the juice of the tree of knowledge. The same tree that lead humanity into sin. Who is smarter than a fifth grader?
According to the apple in the woods only the ones who have bitten apples, it seems. We are the ones who walked in the deep dark forests of the woods surrounded by temptations we had no idea to not touch. Serpents were all around us and we were raised to respect them.

Forest Gump Runs In The Apple Woods
This whole St. Eve Jobs/Jabs bites the apples is connected to my real (what is real?), life. All the people I went to school with are connected to Steve Jobs and his bitten apple, including the teachers, principals and the librarians. We are smarter than a fifth grader because we walked into the forest and bit the serpents apples in the woods.
Then after walking in the woods and eating apples and getting smarter, we ventured off to the university to get just one degree after paying $50k plus for it. Only one degree out of 360 degrees and we claim to be so smart. Some are even smarter, with 2 degrees, masters degrees, MBA’s and more and more. However, St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple is the smartest.

The School Of Jesus Christ
I did not go to the school of Jesus Christ and have not even read the bible. I only know bits and pieces of it. Nevertheless, all of our lives are connected to Jesus Christ, whether we like it or not. Even if we were born Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Buddhist, Jewish or something else. This does not mean to covert. I do not encourage anyone of any religion to convert because I have not converted. I just do not dismiss nor diss Jesus.
If we are living in North America we are connected to Jesus. To say that God is not real is an insult because he is showing us that his enemies are all around us. They cannot stand him and mock him 24/7 with no accountability.

We are diverted away from God to give undivided attention to the serpent, who God is not pleased with. We live in this reality TV life that encourages St.Eve Jobs/jabs to bite the apple. Then we take a bite too and think we are so smart. Now we can put others down waving our certified university education degrees at those we abused and called dumb. Using our apple computers because we bit the apple.
A MART(ial) Art That Is Smart
Our reality is stranger than fiction and we are nothing but puppets played like a string theory of no change. We are all connected, black, white, brown, yellow, whitish (for the racist white minority privilege who must differ their skin colour from dark skin tones), all of us.
We are one, but we are not one in the same. We are all the same, same, but different and yet all connected. One is not better than the other, it just is. However, based on how innocent people are treated, they rise in God’s rank. It does not matter what religion you are.
No matter how much people hate each other and want to ruin others lives to “Win” a losing game that God does not play, they will lose no matter what.
The game was rigged from the start, which is the art of being smart. This is how they thwart your path to God’s intel I gents.

Spirit You All Are
Our lives are spiritual. I am not born a Christian and see the power of Jesus in my life. I am not a part of any church, no organization, no affiliation to no one. However, God is telling me he is real. I walked into the Applewood of Heights, through the garden of Eden and was taught by serpents who presented apples to bite into.
This is why teachers are connected to apples because apples are connected to the garden of Eden. Eve biting the forbidden fruit that God said to Adam, “do not bite”, but Eve did and therefore is the Ma Tricks of LIFE. This is the sin that lead humanity into endless sin. We all took the bite of that Macintosh apple that St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple for.

What Is The String Theory?
Google Says:
Instead of thinking of tiny particles like atoms as little dots, string theory imagines them as tiny, wiggly strings. These strings vibrate in different ways, kind of like how a guitar string can make different sounds.
More is mentioned in Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
The Apple Of My A.I.
The apple of my A.I. is the juice from the fruit we have all taken a bite out of. Now we have one eye remaining before the last eye is souled out. Yes, this is all spiritual and symbolic. If we cannot understand the hidden codes within the codes we will lose sight of our one eye remaining. Without God none of this could be brought to the surface.
Everything we are experiencing is about denying him his incredible power over our existence. Those who do not believe in him inadvertently acknowledge that he is real. Even if they say he is not real, we are living in a reality that mocks what is real and makes real unreal while making fake the new real. For real, for real we watch the reel of the films of our mistakes from biting the apple of my A.I.
Our downfall is from our mother Eve who bit the apple she was not supposed to. Now we are all getting mocked and ridiculed, just like Jesus Christ because he is allegedly unreal.

St.Eve/Steve Jobs worked tirelessly at his job.
The following information is from Google A.I. about Steve Jobs work ethics.
Steve Jobs’ work hours were defined by intense focus on critical tasks, often involving very long days, especially early on (reportedly up to 20 hours daily at Apple’s start) and during key product pushes (like 90-hour weeks for the Mac), but he also emphasized prioritizing 3-5 “signal” tasks daily (80/20 rule) for efficiency, working from home mornings before the office, and later, delegated more, allowing for better balance after Pixar.
Early Intensity & “Signal-to-Noise” Focus
• Extreme Hours: In Apple’s garage days, he claimed to work 20 hours a day, sacrificing sleep and fun. During the original Macintosh development, 90-hour weeks were common for the team.
• The 80/20 Rule: Jobs focused 80% of his energy on 3-5 crucial “signal” tasks within an 18-hour waking window, eliminating “noise” or distractions to maximize impact.
• Morning Routine: He was an early riser (around 6 AM), working from home for an hour or two on critical emails and design before heading to the office (8-9 AM) after family breakfast.

After The Year 2020
After the year 2020 everyone was told to stay at home. No one was going out to their jobs. People stayed at home and worked at their jobs at home using Steve Jobs’ apple computers. Steve Jobs who worked tirelessly at his job gave us a product that could help keep us at our jobs for the rest of our lives. The workforce does not quit because it is allegedly too legit to quit. LOL
In Summary
Life is a mockery of Jesus Christ and then we die. This is why the JOKER movie and symbolism behind the “clown” is so important. The abusers of God, of Jesus Christ, want the world to see the ones they abuse as JOKERS, unhinged criminals. Yet, the JOKER is the one who wakes up to the lies piled up against him and does not know how to control his emotions.
That is what makes him a JOKER, his reaction. His jaaaab is to stay calm while St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple out of our eyes so that her dark light can shine.

What we leave behind are a whole bunch of holes that people fall into and cannot get out of. Each gene/ration after gene/ration we become diluted. The effects of Eve’s mistake continues to hurt us all as we deny the existence of Jesus and instead, take St.Eve Jobs/jabs bite of the apple. I do not get a money penny for sharing this information.
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Mrs. Saga Loves Drama
This is what Mrs. Saga is all about. A bunch of endless drama of the Young And The Restless soap operas singing dirty tunes to in a raspy voice. She is the bunny who bugs and steals carats of diamonds while throwing us down the rabbit hole of Alice in Canada’s Wonderland mind that controls the masses.
Meanwhile we are all told to go to “sleep country Canada, why buy a mattress anywhere else?” We remain stuck in R.E.M. Sleep and this is how people remain stuck in their jobs with jabs to their arms to steal their creative souls.
Working endless hours and on the Weeknd as well, the world will have to “save your tears for another day”. St.Eve Jobs/jabs bites the apple and can “keep on dancing till the world ends”.
January 2, 2026
